Alexandra Colmenares, MJS
Fore- and Surnames Alexandra Colmenares-Venture ("Angelina Valentine")
Rank Yeoman's Wife
County Kinsey
Partner(s) HG The Duke in Paphos
Miss Alexandra Colmenares, MJS is a faithful concubine of HG The Duke in Paphos.

Appearance Edit

HG The Duke in Paphos w Alexandra Colmenares & Sophie Aldrete

Distinguishing Data Edit

Category Value
Surname Colmenares
Given Names Alexandra
Nationality American
Date of Birth 19 Sep 1986
Place of Birth Lexington, Commonwealth of Kentucky
Eye Colour Brown
Height 5 feet 4 inches

Other Data Edit

Tattoos Edit

"LA" behind right ear; Arabic writing between shoulder blades, late 2008; topless geisha upper left arm; spiral on left elbow, Sep 2009; left forearm sleeve; rosary and "9-8-03" top of left hand, Sep 2009; small red heart inside right wrist; naked girl left side of torso, Jun 2010; "Dios Te Bendiga Bendicion" above pubes; butterfly over a tribal on small of back.

Dépucelée Edit

12. She stated in an interview:

Interviewer: So when did you lose your virginity?
Miss Alexandra: You’re getting deep now, aren’t you? I was 12. I had sex in the closet with a gang banger. It was the hottest thing I've ever done. But then I never talked about it again. We saw each other a lot; he was like 21 and soo hot but we never mentioned it again. As soon as I was done with that guy, I saw this sexy ass broad that looked like Jaime Pressley. We fucked around a lot. She would call me up and go, "Can you help me babysit?" And when I got over there, there were no kids. So I was like, "OK, I’ll munch on your box!"

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